Funny Outtakes Story

My type of class policy, if accounting and finance professors were this edgy... 

I don't like Outtakes as an establishment, but that doesn't mean that I don't like the employees. A funny story arose one day when I was browsing their limited, cringeworthy, and severely overpriced selection.

Two friends, one male and one female, walked in. The male wasn't wearing any shoes and walked around barefoot. Considering that I'm already afraid of sitting in grass, I wondered how he could stomach walking around the potentially dirty, jagged, sandy, and sharp sidewalk.

Anyways, the manager was quick to swoop in from his observation chair and force him out, saying, "No shoes, no shirt, no service," semi-humorously. A little frightened, the party of 2 left. Afterwards, some casual browsers and employees chuckled slightly, including myself.