I'm either a sexually confused robot, an experimental Internet writer, a swine flu carrier, or a "male" human being. Take a guess.

After my life collapsed, I decided to turn to the one safe place that is full of winners and people who don't live in the basement: the Internet. I have always enjoyed writing and reading extensively until I needed to make a living to avoid becoming "The Biggest Loser" and weigh over 300 pounds. For some reason, it is usually the less fortunate in America who weigh over 300 pounds even though they should be starving.

I have nothing more to reveal about myself currently besides how I love eating like a panda and how I'm about to graduate as a somewhat functional adult.

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